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I have to make sure I put 'mother' and 'wife' in there so all the women hearing about this will relate to me and automatically take my side. there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred... like cheating on my husband. After all, if someone lies and cheats on you, the mature response is to lie and cheat back and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life...
-By Caleb Jones
THIS MARRIED THAT
THEN FUCKED THIS
AND GOT THAT
IF HE WAS SMART, HE COULD HAVE JUST DATED THIS
WHEN IT LOOKED LIKE THAT
AND FUCKED THIS
AS WELL AS THIS, THIS, AND THIS
WHILE KEEPING THAT
AND THIS
BUT BECAUSE HE BOUGHT INTO THIS
HE'S NOW GETTING THAT
That covers moronic Ashton. Now for disingenuous Demi. You didn't know this, but I can read minds. Here's her statement to the AP regarding the divorce. I will add in the parts she was thinking but didn't actually say.
It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton...
"...because happiness in long-term monogamous relationships only lasts about three years. When he started fucking other chicks, that was just the last straw. In all honesty, I was already considering divorce, being so far past that three-year point."
As a woman, a mother and a wife...
"... because traditional marriage is a prison, a horribly confining and boring experience once you get past the first three years, especially for a successful and attractive woman like me. Wow...I married a horny 27 year-old goofball celebrity and expected him to be monogamous forever. I was stupid as hell. What the fuck was I thinking?"
This is a trying time for me and my family, and so I would ask for the same compassion and privacy that you would give to anyone going through a similar situation...
"...unless I'm promoting a movie or TV show, which is almost all the time. Then you need to completely ignore what I just said and pay huge amounts of attention to me and my personal life so I can continue to have my ego validated and make millions."
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THEN FUCKED THIS
AND GOT THAT
IF HE WAS SMART, HE COULD HAVE JUST DATED THIS
WHEN IT LOOKED LIKE THAT
AND FUCKED THIS
AS WELL AS THIS, THIS, AND THIS
WHILE KEEPING THAT
AND THIS
BUT BECAUSE HE BOUGHT INTO THIS
HE'S NOW GETTING THAT
That covers moronic Ashton. Now for disingenuous Demi. You didn't know this, but I can read minds. Here's her statement to the AP regarding the divorce. I will add in the parts she was thinking but didn't actually say.
It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton...
"...because happiness in long-term monogamous relationships only lasts about three years. When he started fucking other chicks, that was just the last straw. In all honesty, I was already considering divorce, being so far past that three-year point."
As a woman, a mother and a wife...
"... because traditional marriage is a prison, a horribly confining and boring experience once you get past the first three years, especially for a successful and attractive woman like me. Wow...I married a horny 27 year-old goofball celebrity and expected him to be monogamous forever. I was stupid as hell. What the fuck was I thinking?"
This is a trying time for me and my family, and so I would ask for the same compassion and privacy that you would give to anyone going through a similar situation...
"...unless I'm promoting a movie or TV show, which is almost all the time. Then you need to completely ignore what I just said and pay huge amounts of attention to me and my personal life so I can continue to have my ego validated and make millions."
Want over 35 hours of how-to podcasts on how to improve your woman life and financial life? Want to be able to coach with me twice a month? Want access to hours of technique-based video and audio? The SMIC Program is a monthly podcast and coaching program where you get access to massive amounts of exclusive, members-only Alpha 2.0 content as soon as you sign up, and you can cancel whenever you want. Click here for the details.
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