Once upon a time, somewhere deep in pre-socialist Scandinavia, there lived two teenage princesses. There was the sexy, blonde and buxom Elsa and the cute redheaded girl-next-door Anna.
Why It’s GREAT for You That Everything Sucks
50% of people live paycheck to paycheck and have no savings! Oh no! Wages have been flat for 40 years! [...]
Where Are The Disney Princesses Now?
The Three Queens sat arrayed around the triangular table within the highest tier of the palace. Queen Aurora, Sleeping Beauty [...]
Alpha Male Fairy Tales: Beauty and the Beast
Once upon a time, there lived a young, beautiful, carefree schizophrenic named Belle. She lived in a distant village with [...]
An Alpha Male Christmas 2 – The Santaning
(Part one is here if you haven’t read it yet.) Twas the night before Christmas, and all through my home, [...]
Women Can’t Pick Restaurants
This classic funny-but-sad scenario plays out millions of times a day all over the developed world: Husband: Where do you [...]
You’re a Wongle from the Planet Bongle
Pretend that you’re alien called a “wongle” from the distant planet Bongle. The wongle civilization is a technologically advanced one, [...]
36 Questions Women Have For Men – Answered!
Buzzfeed recently released a video called “36 Questions Women Have For Men" that caused quite a stir. The more women [...]
The Online Dating Profile I Wish I Could Write
Below is the online dating profile I, and many other men, wish they could write on a dating site. I [...]
Funny Events From My Relationship Life
Something fun and light today. Below are a few random, interesting, humorous events that have happened to me over the last [...]
Alpha Male Fairy Tales: Red Riding Hood
Once upon a time there was a beautiful maiden named Red Riding Hood, so called for her blood red hood and [...]