-By Caleb Jones

Today, another entertaining romp with Fun With Theory! My last Fun With Theory post about Dance Class Game was a big hit (which frankly surprised me).

That means it’s time for the Fun With Theory disclaimer:

Unlike my other blog posts here, I have never actually done what I’m about to talk about. It’s only a fun hypothetical theory to discuss. However I have seen other men do this or similar and achieve results with it. It also matches everything I know about how women operate, so I see no reason why it would not work.

Because of the nature of this particular post and the thin-skinned, overly-sensitive, politically correct nature of society, we require yet another disclaimer:

No where in this post am I advising anyone to do anything illegal, deceptive, or coercive. Moreover I am not “recommending” anyone actually do the following. That’s why it’s called Fun With Theory. It’s just an interesting thought experiment; it’s all hypothetical. Take it with a grain of salt and relax.

(Now watch as I get comments or emails from people who completely ignore the above two disclaimers. People are funny!)

Alright. This is an idea many guys have talked about, as well as a few guys in real life who have done this or similar. I’ll flesh it out here. (Pun intended.)

How would you like to have a super hot blonde Russian woman, a 9 or a 10, live with you for 90 days, be your FB, and clean your house and do other chores for you, for less money than it costs for a hooker or maid or a traditional live-in girlfriend or wife? What if you could do this without lying, deceiving anyone, or breaking the law?

This (purely hypothetical) method will work for any guy with at least a middle-class income. It’s intended for guys who live in the United States or Canada, but likely will work for any prosperous western country with similar immigration laws.

It will cost you about $1200 to $1600 plus some groceries. That will get you a super-hottie for 90 days, at least.

Here’s what you do:

1. Hit up Google and sign up to a bunch of these dating sites for Russian women looking for boyfriends or husbands or whatever. There are bazillions of these sites.

2. Notice how smoking hot these women are. And they’re dying to come over to the United States.

3. Find a few candidates to be your 90 day companion. The only requirement is she must able to speak at least basic English. Other than that, narrow down some hot ones who seem nice and sincere. Ideally you should run some kind of background check on them but I don’t think this is easily possible. Do your best.

4. Make your candidates the following offer. She flies to where you live. You pay her plane ticket. No, you will NOT send her money. You will pay for the plane ticket directly. She can live with you as long as it’s legal in your country for her to do so without getting married, which in most countries (including the US) means she can stay for 90 days before she needs to go back home (unless she marries someone…and that’s not going to be you).

She can live with you completely rent-free. You will support her in terms of paying for her food and other necessities during her stay. You will also assist her in anything she would like to get done during the 90 days, including applying for an extended stay visa, finding a boyfriend or husband, finding friends, linking up with her family, finding work contacts, etc. She’ll have three whole months in a wealthy western country to establish whatever roots she would like, FREE. It’s a hell of a deal for her.

What does she have to do in return? Simple: have sex with you and keep your house clean. That’s it.

5. This means she’s going to have to be at least somewhat attracted to you to make this work. If she’s completely disgusted by your appearance you’re going to have problems when she arrives and you try to get busy with her and get a bunch of excuses.

6. You must be completely up-front about all of this. It must be her decision to do this or not do this. As always, DO NOT LIE.

7. Just to repeat, you do NOT send anyone any money. NO! You arrange things so that you don’t have to and you can pay for things like a plane ticket online directly. Use a real credit card so you can deny charges if you run into any funny business. Online Russian women can and do scam men, so make sure your bullshit detectors are always on full-blast.

8. If you get resistance from her because she actually wants you to marry her, say something like this: “Hey, I’ll pay your plane ticket, you have free access to the United States. You can live with me rent-free. While you’re here, you’ll have three entire months to establish any relationships here you want. You can make friends, get a job, find a boyfriend, even find a husband! All fine with me. I’ll even help you (to a degree). All you need to do is clean my house, which you’re probably already doing there, and have lots of orgasms, which I provide very well.”

9. Once she comes over, do not treat her like a girlfriend. No fancy dates or any of that stuff. Keep her strictly as a friendly live-in FB.

10. Your odds of pulling this off go up if she already has friends or family in your vicinity, so you could check for that when you’re talking to these women online.

That’s it! There are plenty of holes in the above plan, I know, and it’s far from perfect, but I see no reason why it wouldn’t work.

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